A little something while we are waiting....
1. I've come to realize that my body. . . is a wonderland, at least thats what John Mayer has said, we're close like that ;)
2. I've come to realize that my job. . . is under appreciated by those whom have never done it. Stay at home moms do not watch TV all day, just half of the day! Just kidding......I've learned to watch my soaps which are Tivo'd in bits and pieces, hubs still doesnt understand how to watch TV like that, its an acquired talent.
3. I've come to realize that when I’m driving. . .Im singing out loud and dancing with my lovely children. Jack says Im a great singer....I tend to believe everything he says, especially when he says I sound like Beyonce. Thats some serious stuff.
4. I’ve come to realize that I need. . . a sign on my back that says Im not due any time soon, Im just large, get over it.
5. I’ve come to realize that I have lost. . .that loving feeling toward poopy diapers....its just not cute when you can see what they ate the night before.
6. I’ve come to realize that I hate it when. . . I complain, I do it too much and more often now that im pregnant and in pain. Oh well, goes with the territory.
7. I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk. . . I may be dreaming and should probably wake up.
8. I’ve come to realize that money… is overrated....can we just barter? I swear if you give me that mattress I promise I will sew you a great set of curtains, your choice of fabric, Ill even throw in a dish towel ok ok you got me 2 dish towels.
9. I’ve come to realize that certain people. . . will never be right within, they display that daily.
10. I’ve come to realize that I’ll always. . . be mean, last night my mom was telling my Grandma that Im only mean to people I love. Sooo not true. She just tells herself that to feel better. I wont take that away from her.
11. I’ve come to realize that my sibling(s). . . enjoys and cherishes every moment he gets to spend with my kids. I never thought his love and appreciation could run so deep. I mean, hes including them on his sleeve (tatoos), doesnt get any deeper than that! haha
12. I’ve come to realize that my mom… is a few nuts short a trail mix pack but is the most incredible person. I realize every day how I need to learn to be more like her (and less in some areas, but we are not talking about that are we). There are no words to describe my moms heart.
13. I’ve come to realize that my cell phone. . . cute, pink, hello kittish, sparkly, ME! Crackberry? No...Trishberry...oooh I likey.
14. I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning. . . I was hearing things, so I jumped in the shower while I realized kids were still sleeping.
15. I’ve come to realize that last night before I went to sleep. . . I wanted to punch my husband in the face. Oh wait, that was before before I went to sleep. Before I went to sleep I was in heaven getting my back rubbed by said face punchee.
16. I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking. . .that Oliver might be a secretary by the way hes punching those key board keys. He types a mean letter.
17. I’ve come to realize that my dad. . . is my daddy and I have no clue what to realize about him besides the fact that he is embarrassing in public and calls me all day out of the blue to tell me the weirdest jokes he makes up. Hes one in a million folks, you should be jealous.
18. I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook. . . I check my notifications.
19. I’ve come to realize that today. . . while traveling to the ghetto to go to the dollar store it was a great idea to go in holding Oliver while he was wearing one shoe. Dont steal from me, I cant even afford another shoe for my kid!
20. I’ve come to realize that tonight. . . I want to go back to the dollar store just to get my candy that I got jacked for...the lady didnt give it to me. But tonight I probably not the best time to go back.
21. I’ve come to realize that tomorrow. . . will be a great day, making all sorts of cookies, hanging with hubs and kids and waiting for my momma and dad and bro to come!
22. I’ve come to realize that I really want to. . . take a nap...too bad its just a pipe dream, maybe Ill just settle for putting the kids down for a nap. That sounds good.
23. I’ve come to realize that the person mostly likely to re post this is. . . someone who needs to pass some time until nap time too, or just pass time.
24. I’ve come to realize that life. . . with kids is not something you should describe with words. I mean I cant tell my sis inlaw whos deciding whether or not to have kids that, my clothes get peed and drooled on, My kids take all my money, time, energy, sanity and sleep. That my bed is no longer my own. Fabulous vacations and booze cruises are a thing of the past and late future like 18 years in the future. That annoying is the new form of conversation and worry is always on your mind. If anyone said all that, some people may decide to never have kids....they wouldnt understand that seeing you child smile makes all that worth it.
25. I’ve come to realize that this weekend. . . will be busy. Period.
26. I’ve realized the best music to listen to when I am upset. . . Lionel Richie...ooh ooh ooh I love him... puts me in the greatest mood because it brings fond memories.
27. I’ve come to realize that my friends. . . are few and far between, have I mentioned Im not a very nice person? Just kidding I have friends that love me for me and we are all mean together! I love my friends!
28. I’ve come to realize that this year. . . has been a crazy, magical year but Im sure next year will be better.
29. I’ve come to realize that my husband. . . works much too hard. He needs a break!
30. I’ve come to realize that maybe I should. . . stop this survey and put Oliver to bed.
31. I’ve come to realize that I love. . . clothes.
32. I’ve come to realize that I don’t understand. . . why people choose to piss me off and make me not like them and then wonder why I don't like them. I mean come on Brian, let me use a freekin calculator to write your check out and don't ostracize me for not being able to times 17 by 13 in my head, you will get on my black list. You are on my black list.
33. I’ve come to realize my past. . . was a crazy thing that I can look back on and smile.
34. I’ve come to realize that parties. . .are surely lacking if they aint got me......oh and great food and drinks!
35. I’ve come to realize that I’m totally terrified. . . of bugs....Ive known this.
36. I’ve come to realize that my life. . . is something to be envious of, I mean people are making themselves look like mushroom heads to be more like me! I don't recommend that.