Errrrr....part 2....I killed the babies

I just went out side (I am feeling alot better by the way) to water the grass (we have new sod that needs constant watering, I think I killed it though) and to spray off Olivers walker, he is a mess and a half. I go to pick up the hose and there was a fly on the sprayer so I go to push it down anyways because flies normally move when your hand gets near them, not this one. I touched it and almost squished it! EWWWWWW! So it still doesnt move so I proceed to flick it and it flicks off and left some stuff behind so I look closer and the stuff was moving and it was laying its freakin little maggot babies....Im about to barf. I cant spray them off because they are on the spray handle. So I wipe it on the grass and drowned those nasty little baby shits and continue on my way. That was really gross just thinking about it makes me wanna gag! What am I, a girl? Oh yes. Oh shit I forgot to wash my hands....ahhh just kidding! Lets hope thats the last installment of the Errrr series.